Archive for July 18th, 2004

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Sunday, July 18th, 2004

Mom reports:
Tommy’s Bathroom Rule #183
“I don’t bathe with anyone other than immediate family in the house.”

Tommy’s Bathroom Rule #26
“Soaking in the tub replaces the need for soap and/or shampoo.”

Tommy’s Bathroom Rule #65
“Sometimes it is necessary to completely empty the contents of the various shampoo bottles into the tub.”

Tommy’s Bathroom Rule #91
“Cologne replaces the need for soap and/or deoderant.”

Tommy’s Morning Rule #11

Sunday, July 18th, 2004

Dad reports:
‘Waking must include a lengthy stretch as an excuse for my moaning (see Morning Rule #7) and to delay accepting my medicine.’

Tommy’s Morning Rule #7

Sunday, July 18th, 2004

Dad reports:
‘Can wake only with bellowing moans since if I am up so shall be everyone else.’